Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
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I know like hell

When you know damn well a person didn’t just do something!
“Where did she put my shoes?”

“She wore them to work”

“I know like hell she didn’t”
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bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.
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Its Lag I swear

"Its Lag I swear" is a term commonly used by hackers in attempt to trick others into thinking they're lagging.
"I'm not hacking, Its Lag I swear. I have bazillion ping"
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I have a bomb

When TJ has a bomb, usually in the Bomb Truck in Town and Debug.
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