Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020
Get the Nature Boymug. he is very curvy and is a simp for boys that start with C,S,J,K es·pe·cial·ly for boy the have C as there first name and L,A,D as there last name
by Maisen is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 7, 2021
Get the Maisen boymug. the meaning of a spice boy is someone that wear snap backs, vests, high top shoes, expanders and super skinny jeans. They tend to work in herds together and all look very similar as they all have very dark skin due to the fake tan that they use. They use a lot of wax on there hair everyday for when they go out and will spend more effort on their appearance than they would on there school work/job.
by haleydadon December 8, 2014
Get the spice boymug. you'll often see this on stan twitter or anywhere because most of celebrities are known as "best boys". why? because we use the word to say someone is the best.l and who wouldn't want to call their fav the best.
by amirawithluv September 24, 2020
Get the best boymug. by Sapnation November 22, 2013
Get the umm boymug. this is a school of moist wasteman and wannabe roadmen. the supposed mandem walk around sagging but when they touch yard they pull it straight back up. The majority chat to ygs but they have a lot of vibe. the teachers are built madly and lack composure. The beanies in the sixth form are leng however the beanies that the rest of he mandem chat to aren’t pushing p
by NotAjayi March 28, 2022
Get the westcliff high school for boysmug.