Your mom

“Hi Santa here quick message I eat millions of cookies every year and still not as mildly obese as your mother ohh sound effect”

Your mom so fat the elephants had to run

by VendorYT August 1, 2022

Your Mom

One who is large enough to fall off all sides of the bed.

"Your Mom is fat af"

by Pill Cosby💊 March 18, 2021

Your mom

Verb: Your mom means that theres a pig amongst us... a fat bitch... which is, you guessed it, your mom

Your mom is so fat, when she fell, i didnt laugh. but the floor cracked up!

by FRMac December 19, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Your Mom

Body Count is cureently - 249204820482840248208402840284208028280280528058205820929105278597185362581748092834392039483920984732084792084302394830284203842038402384023843023840293480394830257827575329753258327589328528520628629862628

- Jake - "Mom, What's your body count"

"Might woman sit down for this one" - Your Mom

by Realfacts.om November 10, 2021

Your Mom

The greatest insult conceived by man.

Person 1:What's goin on bro?
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:Fuck.

by o o p May 9, 2020

your mom

your mom is PUSSAY

YOUR MOM

by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022