VAN

Very Autistic Nigga. Say this for when someone is being a very autistic nigga.

Karen you're a fucking VAN

by Penis Head 69 November 5, 2019

Nagis Van

Nasty, old, blue beat up van used specifically for picking up little kids. Other names it goes by, is 'Molester Van' or 'Kiddy Fiddler'. Averages approximately 15 mpg, and it has no A/C. The car smells like someone took a dump in it, maybe a little three year old probably shat in it, because that's what Nagis van is, shit.

Damn! Look at Nagis Van! What a piece of shit. Freaking Molester.

by Nagis Van September 13, 2014

van rossum

Van Rossum is a Dutch goddess. She is so funny and amazing.

You're amazing, like a van Rossum.

by Shelleyshelley July 25, 2017

So young Drake Bell with Vans

Used when comparing one's behavior or apperance to a young Drake Bell with vans.

"Oh my gosh, Laney just dropped her water bottle."
"That's so young Drake Bell with vans."

by saturnundiscovered January 14, 2025

Van

Van is a very hyper and motivated person. They always come up with new ideas to do something and never fail to entertain his friends. Van can be a difficult person, but once you get to know him, he’s full of surprises !<3

,,Hi are you Van ?”
,,Yep!”

by lix<3 November 22, 2021

van-beak

A really weird and odd guy, usually has a strong odor of moist eggs, usually with awesome parents, he just didn't turn out right. Although an odd character he usually hangs with the coolest people.

Hey do you see that guy van-beak over there, he smells, but, is hanging with those other cool guys.

by ~Vitalis October 19, 2013

Van-toligist

People or persons with a obsession for leaving naughty things on the front doorsteps of their neighbours

Oh !
The naughty stuff was dropped on our doorstep by our neighbour the Van-toligist.

by Ernie Dix February 23, 2025