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David Batley

he's a lanky prick who lives to seek out girls tits and finds them to DESTROY!!!

that's pretty much it, he looks like the Wal-Mart boy- watch out for that BOYYYY 🙂
David Batley- the big man himself
by M8_101 May 25, 2018
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David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.
I love you David's Dog.
by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020
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David Walcott

David Walcott is a great dude that everyone loves but he thinks no one does. He knows how to make you laugh when you’re feeling down and can always tell when something isn’t right. People named david walcott are extremely tall and have lil huddy hair.
A: Yo, who’s that tall dude over there?
B: Idk man, but his name looks like it would be David Walcott.
by Gurlonthestreet November 17, 2020
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David Banks

A legend who is a famous comedian, can pull all the girls with just one word, and a legend at the brown of barge
Hey have you heard David Banks’ new rap album? It’s so fire I can’t even explain
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David Banks

An absolute legend who is a comedian, can make any girl wet, and is a legend at the brown of barge
Omg did you hear David Banks’ new rap album? It’s soooo fire
by TreeTrunccc November 22, 2020
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david hahn

A person who builds nuclear reactors out of Aluminum Foil.
David Hahn? Isnt he the Boy Scout who created a nuclear reactor at age 17?
by Ruh, Bruh November 29, 2020
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Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.
He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.
by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020
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