tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

tarded

a retarded way of saying retarded

look at that retard he says tarded

by chajad August 6, 2020

r-tard

A retard

Stephen is a r-tard

by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.

That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.

by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

She-Tard

A woman who by all physical accounts looks to be normal but is VERY stupid. A female who makes stupid decisions constantly and the only reason she’s prob not dead is most likely men in her life have saved her repeatedly from consequences.

Dude, did you hear about Kim? She met a guy at a bar and left with him alone then got robbed. What? She’s lucky she’s not dead. She should know better, what a she-tard!

by Fo-Sho-Nuff November 12, 2025

Bum Tard

hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.

Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.

"Kevin is a bum tard"
"Steve got bum tarded, and now he's SUCH a bum tard!"

by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! September 29, 2008