King of the pussymagnets

Otherwise known as skinner. He gets all the pussy

Person 1: Wow that skinny is sure the king of the pussymagnets
Person 5: ye he gets all the pussy

by Skinny nudes February 5, 2018

king of kingwood

large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."

People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.

by Peyton Bauer October 18, 2008

King Fed

Roger Federer is the GOAT of tennis and is still dominating on the professional circuit at age 36. King Fed has one of the smoothest all-court games and sweeps his opponents off the court not only with skill, but with incredible class and style as well. He has 19 grand slams, and (hopefully) counting. Long Live King Fed.

Guy 1: Oh thank Federer I passed that test.
Guy 2: You mean "thank God?"
Guy1: Oh, Right. I get them confused sometimes.
Guy2: Same. All hail the eternal legend, King Fed

by protikfanglmao December 3, 2017

King Monke

King of the Monke's, his power is thought to match Mario Judah's

We worship King Monke

by King Monke August 13, 2021

King Rip

Packing a mole and then covering it in dab wax. Then proceeding to fill a bong with 3 beers and 3 shots of vodka. Snapping the bowl and without exhaling drink the beer and vodka out of the bong

John: Bro did you see Reggie’s king rip at the party last night.

Cam: Yeah that shit was crazy, he got so fucked up.

by 15_MELO_7 April 13, 2019

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

fire king

Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'

Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth

Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...

by EzioVonBigDicko November 29, 2013