beat the clock

when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock

I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't

by Brad-Appeal January 24, 2009

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beating Armenia

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

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beat the dunnies down

Stranger : man I’ll love to beat her dunnies down respectfully

Stranger 2 : what do you mean?
Stranger 1 : you know what I meannnn

Both strangers : oooooohhh
“beat the dunnies down“

by Adamwrld69 March 27, 2021

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i beat anorexia

phrase often quoted by fat people to explain their weight.

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anorexia

Sally: o_O are you really going to eat 27 big macs?

Joe: *chews*

Sally: you know how many calories those have...

Joe: i beat anorexia.

Sally: oh! well then... eat up! ^^

by Kohrtni-Lin October 02, 2005

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