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I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”
*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”
by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024
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pulling a Jayda

Pulling a Jayda is when a friend passes you their vape, and instead of hitting it, you just hold onto and pretend to look cool.
Dude, give me back my nic, you’re pulling a Jayda right now!
by Stankbro2002 February 24, 2025
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