expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
Get the your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weakmug. Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.
by Palomon December 30, 2007
Get the Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndromemug. by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020
Get the Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Foolmug. by Iaintgetnosleep November 28, 2019
Get the Heart eyesmug. As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
Get the Bless Your Heartmug. Husband : sends blue heart icon
Wife: im far away now, but when we're front of each other, I Will make your desireful heart turn blue with my physicsl touch.
Wife: im far away now, but when we're front of each other, I Will make your desireful heart turn blue with my physicsl touch.
by SCIED July 17, 2023
Get the Blue Heartmug. expression used by larries to describe the destroying feeling of being overwhelmed by larry stylinson interactions.
after watching a larry stylinson moments video : "my larry heart🥺"
after watching a sad larry video "my larry heart💔"
after watching a sad larry video "my larry heart💔"
by lee.blst October 9, 2020
Get the larry heartmug.