Hammer Pussy

A curled up arthritic vagina that needs a hooked dick to get off.

“I hope you’re Captain Hook, because Alex got that hammer pussy.”

by ChronicPoet July 26, 2025

Hammer down

When a guy jerks off.

Not getting any poon--guess I'll throw on some porn and hammer down tonight.

by Fstyle9 April 6, 2017

Bang bang wit da hammer

When you aim a gun sideways any yell bang bang wit da hammer doe es not working a job

I went bang bang wit da hammer on dat fool

by Real deal20 September 11, 2019

hammer shot

Slang term for a dick pick.

Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.

by main man nigga October 1, 2023

Sludge Hammer

the act of defecating into your partners pantyhoes/stockings and beating him/her with it repeatedly

Me and my wife tonight will be trying out the good old sludge hammer

by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021

Hiney Hammer

1.One who smashes booty with his peenockin.

2. One's penis solely used for the anal orifice.

Raven.... You ARE the hiney hammer.

by Sloppyfirsts April 30, 2010

bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019