Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020

Pedal my ears

To enjoy the pleasure of sitting on one’s face and grabbing both ears to maneuver their head where you get the most satisfaction.

Billy said to Ashley, I want to take you to the bedroom so you can pedal my ears!

by PE4life January 12, 2022

my ears are bleeding

Something to say when you hear terrible music or earrape.

Guy 1: why is this screamer so goddamn loud! my ears are bleeding!

by Malleo Malleo October 17, 2022

Hoop earring theory

Specifically, some women wear specific-sized hoop earrings to represent the girth and thickness of their man’s cock.

“She was at the club wearing these 4 inch hoops. You know hoop earring theory: that’s the thickness of her man.”

by Linewyorkguy May 19, 2025

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022