Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
by Oakpaw December 7, 2019
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Get the April 22, Touch Your Crush Day mug.Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
Get the National slap ur crushes ass day mug.person 1: i think i might go talk to her bro!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
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