Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
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Summer butt touch

It is originated from Barbie in a mermaid tail that had a song that said summer sunshine which was later changed to summer butt touch. The word means to go to a beach in Malibu in the summer and start touching boy's and girl's butts regardless of your gender.
Summer butt touch, the sky's and the beach and gettin' a tan! Summer butt touch! Oh, oh! Oh, oh!
by OllieKazam December 22, 2017
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023
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Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009
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Touching Pickles

See George and Tyler over there? They've totally been touching pickles.
by DisasterWeenie August 18, 2019
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
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Touching The Tortoise

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
by WillyMaster1001 November 04, 2023
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