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Tard

Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.
Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves
by TardObserver November 19, 2013
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Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015
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Fuck Tard

An individual acting like a true retard but with less intelligence. Someone that makes a true mentally retarted person look as educated and intellectual as King George and out does the terms moron, jackass, and even douchbag.
Dude relax your acting like a complete Fuck Tard right now.

You guys see john for at that party last night, a Fuck Tard would of been a better party guest then they were.
by MadMan545 June 4, 2015
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Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!
He is such a hot-tard!
by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015
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TARD

A TARD is a socially awkward person that suffers from FUCKNUCLE SYNDROME. (INCURABLE)
by Marnstar August 31, 2015
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Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
tard lard turd
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
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Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
tard lard turd
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
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