To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.
by Renno911420 April 23, 2022
by lokiburns08 July 19, 2022
Ethan is a nice kid and his favorite holiday is Easter and he likes carrots.He looks like a bunny tbh.He is lit 🔥!
by Sad people squad February 25, 2018
the best couple you will ever meet. they are so cute together and everyone wants to be them. Ethan always gives laura gifts and laura always treasures them and uses them all the time.
by plasticminibabylover May 10, 2022
Ethan boys is a fag
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.
And looks hella gay he is a good wrestler and sometimes he most of time straight up eats poo and his best friend is named mehki and hes black they make the perfect couple.
Ethan Boyd means ugly kid Wow I was in the bathroom and I was taking a dump and I was trying to be nice so I gave some of my poo to Ethan to eat
by My guy im always right October 23, 2019
etha very much likes little kids and will do anything to be able to spend one minute with a 5 year old
Person 1: I saw ethan fucking the little kid over there
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
Person 2: should we stop him
Person 1: nah theres no stopping that man ethan´s a pedophile
by CraZYDuck26 January 23, 2025
Ethan is the type of guy with a extremely small penis but huge titties that sag on the floor, not the smartest and always masturbates to strange things when horny, does not regularly walk or stand up, and has subpar vision.
by Zabybabys June 18, 2022