(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!
by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011
Get the I'm not a player I just crush alotmug. On April 18th, push your friend (s) into their crush to embarrass them OR give them a better chance at getting with them. or just ruin their chances🤷 ♀️
my friend pushed me into my crush today. i hit him really hard and we fell over. he helped me up afterward. National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Day!
by evelcarr April 15, 2022
Get the National Push Your Friend Into Their Crush Daymug. Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
by Oakpaw December 7, 2019
Get the National slap your crushes ass daymug. by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019
Get the National ask your crush out daymug. Hey! Did you know April 22 is touch your crush day. You can touch your crush on April 22, Touch Your Crush Day.
by Malya Shoes April 14, 2019
Get the April 22, Touch Your Crush Daymug. Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
Get the National slap ur crushes ass daymug. person 1: i think i might go talk to her bro!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
person 2: thats great man! why all of a sudden?
person 1: dude, its april 24! national confess to your crush day!
by schlatticus supreme April 23, 2020
Get the national confess to your crush daymug.