August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August

Guys who likes to touch people and is annoying

Oh, he is such an august.

by Mario111122211 January 21, 2021

August 27th

August 27th is national arch pic day send somebody a arch pic

Oh it’s august 27th. I’m going to send you a arch pic

by Keyonte2006 August 26, 2022

August 8th

punch a guy named jett and easily get away with it!

“hey it’s august 8th” *punches* “😭”

by c4ll August 6, 2022

August 1st

August 1st is the day you post either your girlfriend or your girl bsf on your story

Girl “OI ITS AUGUST 1st”
Boy “ I POSTED U IDIOT”

by Spidurh July 31, 2022

August 22

National sneak out say

Sister: why are you sneaking out?
Me: because it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 7th

On this day you should tell someone that is not true about them or another person and then show them this page to make them feel better.

It's August 7th so you are not looking good.

by foxlover55 August 6, 2023