Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

innovation academy

FCS innovation academy, a stem magnet high school that will give you tremendously severe ptsd from its workload and academic pressure, all of the students there are boring as fuck and dedicate their entire lives slaving away at school, each and every student has a minimum of a 4.0 gpa on a 4.0 scale and 1600 on their SATs. Social life does not exist at innovation academy, suicide jokes are very common, getting more than 2 hours of sleep a night simply does not happen, it is mandatory to cry and panic over anything less than a 105 on any exam. In 2023, 133 students from this school were accepted into uga, this tells you exactly how nerdy the school is. They also took over a year to finish some minor roofing construction. The original founder of innovation academy and was the coolest motherfucker until he retired after his first year as principle. Class of 2024 was the first graduating class of innovation academy and consisted of roughly 270 seniors. The freshmen are awful and need to learn how to shut the fuck up.

Innovation academy is really draining me man.
Holy shit innovation academy makes me want to kill myself!
Fuck innovation academy I can't take this anymore! *melts*

by anonymous83291 December 11, 2023

Crawshaw Academy

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.

the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes

by Georgia084 December 14, 2023

Scholars International Academy

Scholars International Academy is a school located in Sharjah ( U.A.E) The school is known to end your dreams from the second you enter it. Boys are gay af and the girls are all snitches. Boys in common are all either indian or some chamaks in the middle of Ajman, Sharjah and Dubai. The girls are a different story. They all act innocent which they are. They are very ugly (most) but still helpful. From my view (i'm a girl if you didn't know about that btw) they are very nice to me.

?Random Guy: Hello man. What school are you in
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*

by iswilliawonka December 4, 2018

inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to a low life black neighborhood in Bradenton. The tennis there is excellent but the baseball program is a joke. Good luck trying to play professional baseball. The hobby and culture of this school is hazing. If hazing was a sport, it would be there best sport to offer in the school.

Jimmy: I just hazed someone in the bathroom

Tommy: was it as good as Inspiration Academy hazing

by Chip July 23, 2017

inspiration academy

Inspiration Academy is an all white conservative Christian school next to an all black neighborhood in Bradenton, Florida. They are internationally known for their perfection in the art of hazing. Since their baseball program sucks, hazing is their best sport to offer.

Bob ( Minnesota) : I just hazed someone in the bathroom hahaha.

Fred: Was it better than the Inspiration Academy hazing?

by Chip July 24, 2017