David brearley

david brearley middle/high school is a bad school that is full of a bunch of bum ass teachers and bum ass students who don’t know how to use their fucking legs and walk. not to mention the food is absolute S H I T. the halls always smell like ripped ass . this school j smells like ass every single day. it’s probably coming from that moldy ass food these old ass lunch ladies find outta the trash can and feed us

“bro did u smell that? “

smell what?
“it smells like david brearley”

OR

“this food is so bad it’s something david brearley would serve”

by Angelina Calello March 29, 2022

David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

David Krasavice

David Krasavice is a very self-confident and self-assured person, he likes to show his bare skin into the camera, especially his bottom He has his own YouTube channel there he is called "David Krasavice" and on Instagram he is called "Davidkkrasavice"

Who is he? He is David Krasavice!

by Katjakrasavice_._fp November 21, 2021

david ciamillo

A person with a large penis ranging from 9-12 inches in length

Hey babe my David Ciamillo is ready for tonight

by Kathrine stone June 03, 2016

David Time

When you spend all your money on a flight to Wisconsin to link with underaged E girl

You: Hey where’s David
Jack: Oh he’s in Wisconsin
You: Guess it must be David Time

by JackPavlick December 17, 2021

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 24, 2013

David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face

“MAN you have David Face.”
“What’s that?”
“it means you have a messy face.”

by Iron87 June 27, 2022