Virginia David

The type that absolutely hates ducks, and the Midwest. Will only travel within 50 miles of Virginia boundaries. only allowing his dad to drive though. In addition to his hatred for winged bird fowl, he has great distaste for common words. Finding many opportunities to use his advanced English degree, running through his abundance of highly intellectual words, such as abundance, or intellectual. Overall, a nice guy, unless, and only in the cases that follow;
- You have a penis
- You aren't attractive to him
- You say abundance
Be careful when visiting Virginia, because: Bitches. Love. Alpacas.

He never left the East coast; He's such a Virginia David.

by LuckilyDuckily May 14, 2020

david bobkowski

A very eshay bald man. Greatest Teacher ever. Best known for being the pastoral teacher of Year 9 Pastoral.

David Bobkowski is bald

by dsadasd May 22, 2019

david sexton

Name

David Sexton

by Dave Zeah November 5, 2013

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

David Danton

a man that has an extremely huge dick and afflicted to Russian God Danton

David Danton a young man that's has a huge future

by Dr. Deumeh August 17, 2021

David Caruso

While performing coitus on a partner, the act of putting on a pair of sunglasses just before climax and screaming "Yeaaaaaaaaaah" as you ejaculate on their chest or back. Advanced users may choose to include a cheesy one-liner while putting on the sunglasses.

Dude, my girlfriend loves cheesy one-liners so much, last night I gave her a David Caruso in the bedroom.

by chiliwillie11 October 15, 2019

David bennun

To have a very short neck

David bennun has a shorter neck than his 6 for friend

by Moshe lester April 29, 2021