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Sparkly David

When a man is having sex with a woman he conceals a handful of glitter in his hand. He then Finishes on her face in a lightning bolt pattern( like David Bowie's makeup) and throws the glitter in her face making the glitter stick to his jizz bolt.
I gave that girl from the bar last night the most splendid sparkly David.
by SmkenKC'sfinest February 4, 2015
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David Frenchism

a viewpoint in which one advocates for neutral classical liberal principles in the face of illiberal forces despite the zealous willingness of illiberal forces to turn the tools of classical liberalism against itself in the pursuit of power. A believer in David Frenchism assumes that under a free speech doctrine, all views will be afforded space in the public square in the marketplace of ideas, and holds this view even when presented with overwhelming evidence that allied forces are being effectively squeezed out by illiberal forces. David Frenchism typically involves improperly assessing the facts on the ground, underestimated the strength and determination of a political opponent, and making naive, Constitution-based legal arguments that are tantamount to "powerlessness by design" that cedes the field to a political enemy.

See: Over a barrel
See also: Neville Chamberlain

eschewing using power of the state to

political opposition uses the tools of classical liberlism against itself to empower
"Well Bob, I know it sucks that we're chained against the wall in this gulag when we were free only a few days ago... But hey, at least we held onto our beliefs in classical liberalism and David Frenchism"
by Natural Isonomy June 13, 2021
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David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face
“MAN you have David Face.”
What’s that?”
it means you have a messy face.”
by Iron87 June 26, 2022
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david dexter

A David Dexter is a bad ass mother fucker That constantly thinks about banging his missis. Normally attracted to blonde girls and likes them curvy, adores using sex toys
Your such a badass you must be a David Dexter
by Djafd2 November 26, 2015
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david holmes

A black ass nigga with a long ass chin. He smokes a lot of weed and he is a wanna be thug.
"I promise I hate that dude David Holmes always got some shit to say!!"
by David D holmes June 18, 2018
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david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story
He’s proper David dividing there
by BH10GANG October 30, 2018
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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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