Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Tard

To be undoubtedly the most simple minded creature out there who thinks they are funny, but indeed are not.

Look there goes a tard, swinging her arms in circles

by Shlongkid June 9, 2021

tard

The traditionally (ply) wooden portion of a skateboard's base.

That dude's snapped his tard in half while trying a 720 kamikaze flip on some stairs, yo!

by SuElTigre February 26, 2023

Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.

That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.

by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018

Tard bomb

A tard bomb you know it if you do

“Sierra snowman Is a tard bomb”

by Francesca'slover August 20, 2022

Tard

When u dont want to use the 'r' word because apparently its not politically correct. Tards can also be categorised into groups or gangs of stupid people who can be very dumb.

"Omg what tards"

by One of the ladies and estaban November 12, 2019

Tard

A type of person with special abilities, who acts differently than others.

Why would throw that chair you tard?

by Big N8 November 10, 2017