hammer swinging

To be hammer swinging, means you would have sexual relations with both genders.
Man, I went to a party last night, and was hammer swinging hardcore bruh.
by Im.ET.1 February 24, 2017
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pootie hammer

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
by Chicke454 November 08, 2017
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Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see
After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.
by Brentroxum February 01, 2024
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
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Hammer Nailed

Nailing something in life so hard, that you "Hammer Nailed" it. To do something so well, Jesus Christ comes down from the heavens golf clapping.
Jason's hammer nailed his joke about how Salmon waiting days to respond to the group chat, only to act like nothing ever happened.
by Pacingtons August 23, 2016
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TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.
"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"
by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022
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