t()i

Think (About) It. For use when you don’t have enough characters left in your sms or tweet for the long version.

t()i u wanna ruin ur lif? (Think about it. Do you want to ruin your life?)

by Rogue_Nation May 27, 2018

Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.

example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!

by 22 years November 20, 2020

It is what I be

To be the epitamy of whatever it is that you be! And that's it.

That there is a bad mofo.
It is what i be.

by I. Dyddertwyce February 18, 2024

I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021