I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

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I just want to talk to her

but I don't really know how to yet. I gotta wait until I know whats going on with myself

I just want to talk to her after I understand us better cause I'm afraid if I do it right now I'll blow the whole thing up.

by c00py March 20, 2023

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sike i lied your pancakes are dry

A viral meme on vine

Person1: ayo can i get some syrup Person2: yeah i got one more SIKE I LIED YOUR PANCAKES ARE DRY

by Ohclpz January 27, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

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I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

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