I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023

e-i-e-ipadry

The act of using Old McDonald's iPad.

Old McDonald had an iPad, E-I-E-iPadry.

by Goose Willis February 27, 2021

i stole ur cheese

yes i stole ur cheese im getting the bread on my way too :3

✨I stole ur cheese Yippee✨

by strawberry milk the idiot June 22, 2024

I can talk doe

Performance of oral sex

While traveling
Driver states: you gone tip...
Rider states : no but I can talk doe..

by HandleMeNott July 27, 2024

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

I said I will kill aespa too bye bye

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...

Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

I am Dusk

I'm the greatest of all therefore I am Dusk!!

Omg! he can't possibly win that fight, it's 3v1, Don't worry I am Dusk!

by wahmenthedestroyer June 9, 2022