Aids

a disease we can thank faggots for

me: wow i got diagnosed with aids
me again: damn i fucking hate gay people

by gingelover January 16, 2023

gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD

Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid

by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006

band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Teacher AIDS

You're a teacher who has AIDS

My teacher's are teacher AIDS.

by Not Pooperman April 13, 2020

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 2, 2023

wanna go to rite aid

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"

Hey lexi, wanna go to rite aid this weekend;)?

by JENNAMYNAILISBROKEN April 20, 2017