Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017

salty napkin

Blowing your nose on one's Scrotum

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.

by Young snaps July 5, 2017

Salty

Less commonly recognized as meaning "hot and bothered, in the mood, or horny"

The way you're looking at me is getting me so salty. Let's fuck.

by msimp November 5, 2017

Salty

The Overwatch community.

Jeff Kaplan: There is to much salt in my game.

Such as a salty five year old Widow main screaming in the mic.

by Trashcan2024 November 21, 2017

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017