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retarded dog

1. A dog with special needs
2. Evette
3. Latricia's dog
"Why the fuck did we get the damn retarded dog????"

or

"Evette looks like a retarded dog in an abstract painting done by a crazy person!"
by Sierra Cee-Lo November 14, 2005
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The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh
A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.
by spartan104 June 26, 2008
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raging retard

Your walkin' down the hall in school when you go by the SPED area and theres this retard thats flippin'out.
Wow, everyone watch out, this SPED's a raging retard!!
by ken-dawg November 23, 2004
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socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family
Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!
by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012
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Retard proof

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.
Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof
by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006
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