pushing 30

When someone says something cringe or uncool, trying to be cool or relevant, and it is not. It is said to illustrate that they are getting older and might stop trying to be funny

Synonym to "grown ass men"

"skibidi sigma !!"
"6-7 hahaha"

-pushing 30 btw

by Iffyx December 10, 2025

pushing the Bayonet

When your body is Deteriorating from doing to many drugs and you continue getting high

Have you seen Erica lately she’s really pushing the bayonet! Someone should tell her the party has to end some time before she’s one with the fishes!

by DaDonDonTayTay March 18, 2025

one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other

Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .

by sheila in the car May 30, 2023

push you to a plump

dawg idk either 💀😞

j:"how old are you"
s:"13"
j: "I could push you to a plump"
j was 16

by hddjnd March 2, 2023

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024