Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached

Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb

by PCMonster March 07, 2021

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 02, 2022

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 05, 2020

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).

That guy has a cute peanut nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.

Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog

by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024