to run into a room and jump on the room's occupants while naked or mostly naked while yelling "PORN NINJA!" and "I'M A KARATE DUDE!" at the top of your lungs. rubbing of your naked bits onto the person in the room is strongly advised.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
doing ninja-like flying kicks is also appropriate.
made popular by Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz in the video Release the Bats.
usually done when drunk, high, or just crazy.
"i was laying on my bed reading a book and Sally came in and porn ninjaed me!"
"Really? to what level?"
"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
"Really? to what level?"
"she rubbed her naked body all over me and did flying kicks at my head!"
by Lali Pop July 25, 2007
Get the porn ninjamug. by jilldo December 27, 2003
Get the ninja pleasemug. A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.
I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.
by Henry O November 21, 2007
Get the crisp ninjamug. A ninja that uses poisons and toxins to kill his targets. Think a smokebomb full of mustard gas, or poisoning drinks, poison dipped weapons, etc.
Guy1: Hey why are you vomiting blood?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?
by Toxic Ninja January 17, 2008
Get the Toxic Ninjamug. by stephen92 May 4, 2008
Get the potato ninjamug. A fine specimen of the Female Ninjas can be found here:
http://www.alfieh.com/De-Motivational%20Pics/female-ninjas.jpg
http://www.alfieh.com/De-Motivational%20Pics/female-ninjas.jpg
by PaulFP007 February 16, 2009
Get the Female Ninjasmug. 1. Vietnamese
2. Asians versed in the art of slipping through swamp grass unheard like a cloud of stagnant swamp gas drifting on a breeze, or disguising themselves as lilly pads or frogs, and hiding in moss covered logs to attack unaware swamp travellers and assault them with obviously dubbed monologs before giving them a judo chop, flying fist of doom, or the paralyzing, heart-exploding, liver-quivering, two fingered strike-of-death.
2. Asians versed in the art of slipping through swamp grass unheard like a cloud of stagnant swamp gas drifting on a breeze, or disguising themselves as lilly pads or frogs, and hiding in moss covered logs to attack unaware swamp travellers and assault them with obviously dubbed monologs before giving them a judo chop, flying fist of doom, or the paralyzing, heart-exploding, liver-quivering, two fingered strike-of-death.
1. The Americans fled from the Swamp Ninjas because they were in their element and could not be overcome.
2. The villagers avoided the swamps because the swamp ninjas were lurking in the mists awaiting their easy prey.
2. The villagers avoided the swamps because the swamp ninjas were lurking in the mists awaiting their easy prey.
by DungMasterWellHung March 3, 2009
Get the Swamp Ninjamug.