jacket hanger

When you're skateboarding and you fall off your board and crush your nuts. Defined by Brandon Lamberty

"Dude, did you see that guy jacket hanger? "

by Bradstar777 December 2, 2013

gorilla hanger

A drink made with vodka and a drop of oj

I'd like a gorilla hanger

by gorilla hanger December 10, 2013

monkey hang

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.

"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"

by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

Double Hanger

A piece of fabric rides up your junk and splits your boys apart. AKA a man "cameltoe"

"Dude, you got a double hanger going on there. Ya might want to fix that..."

by DubbleTrubble July 9, 2014

Lady Hang

When a wife, girlfriend, or female companion just has to hang out late/long enough for you to get drunk and want to leave, or simply pass out.

Yes, I'm exhausted, but he's already had a lot to drink and I just need to "lady hang" long enough for him to get drunk and want to leave.

by everydaystranger May 1, 2016

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy June 16, 2016

dick hanger

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.

Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...

by pseudo nympho May 30, 2016