Third Feels

The act of being a third wheel with a couple, and the couple gets into an argument in front of you and you are left feeling weird.

Friend #1: I went out with Jimmy and Sarah last night
Friend #2: Oh Cool! How was it.
Friend #1: Dude they fought all night.
Friend #2: that sucks
Friend #1: I know dude i had third feels all night

by bigspence October 05, 2018

Feel

fondle someone for one's own sexual stimulation.

"He could feel her leg beneath the table slyly."

Here, the word "feel" is used to indicate the action of one person touching or stroking another person secretly and subtly beneath a table.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

feels

n. a way for a person to describe their emotion

something that hits their heart, not physically.

The feels in No Game No Life : Zero is so unbearable. I literally have tears flowing down from my face

by EdgarNonsense June 01, 2018

feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

feelings cap

when a girl try’s to say she doesn’t like a guy when it’s clearly obvious

Ex: Bro today I heard maddy try to say she doesn’t like luke, that’s such a cap. (feelings cap)

by Franxzy October 15, 2019

feeling the bern

Being well educated in Bernie Sanders and his intentions as president and being firmly planted in the idea of voting for him and him winning.

Ryan: bro are you feeling the bern?
Matt: I'm feeling it so hard, I'm an admin in his dank meme page!

by allons-ycompanion September 23, 2016

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019