Dirty J

A man in his early 40s who acts like he’s in his teens and also likes to be active with teens. He still lives off his mother While lying about everything. A dirty J will say they were in special ops navy division, a medical doctor, in tent city , a Chippendale’s stripper, and post things on Facebook saying that he is sleeping on a park bench all the while it is just a picture he took off of the TV of a park bench. A dirty J will be your best friend, funny, try to marry you within three days, and call his mama for money or pizza when she lives literally many states away. Dirty Jay doesn’t shower for three weeks at a time, wears the same clothes for those three weeks, and who knows how he cleans his foreskin.

Girl: Oh my god did you meet that dirty J? He Smells horrific and has been wearing that shirt for three weeks but man he’s done so many things in his life I’m so impressed and he’s only in his early 40s.
other girl: Ya I smelled him come in from a block away the other day when he came over and then he left when he found out I finally turned 21.
Girl: Well I am so lucky that I’m still 19 thank God.

by sandvag May 18, 2021

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rhey j

Rhey j means that someone messed up and they will regret it

Oi I'm gonna beat the shit outa you

Rhey j

by Brian zexeyed December 27, 2016

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J-hope

A guy who enters a room and live up the atmosphere instantly, is is of great energy and can make the most emo person burst out in joy.

A ball of sunshine.

J-HOPE.... J-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021

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Cara J

A very amazing friend,she will always be there for you no matter what.she has a very cute dog. If you don’t know her you are missing out 😂 she LOVES sushi and she loves the yankees •19• ILYSM CARA YOU ARE THE BEST •purple meow•

OMG YOU ARE SO AMAZING !! YOU MUST BE CARA J!

by Amazing kind March 1, 2019

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whos j-

whos j-
dont even think of asking that question

hey man whos j-
*cluster strike outbound*

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

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J- station

A laptop primarily used for masturbation. Common among young males with no parental control, as well as no self control. A j-station user may just j-it front of friends and family

He was on his "J- station" all night then disappeared into the bathroom.

by B web December 27, 2009

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