walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.

On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!

by m2hss April 25, 2011

Who killed Hannibal?

Refers to the skit on episode 6, season 2 of the Eric Andre Show where Eric Andre shoots Hannibal Buress and then asks “Who killed Hannibal?”

Used to indicate when a person or group wonders why something happened or why someone would do something when they are the one’s at fault for causing it.

Person A is shitty to their girlfriend and she leaves him.
Person A: Why would she do this?
Person B: Well, who killed Hannibal?

by Arrrrg, Zombies! December 28, 2022

1 kill lol

This refers to when TSM_Hamlinz sucks a lot at the game of Fortnite so he ends the game with 1 or 0 kills

"Chat be actin different they keep saying 1 kill lol because I only have 1 kill" - TSM_Hamlinz

by elpina220 June 4, 2019

Kills you in spanish

~kills you in spanish~

Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~

by OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAA April 28, 2020

Kill a nigga with the glock

This expression is used in csgo

When you are last alive in your team and you have just a glock but the enemy have ak 47
Team:Yo hes dead, kick him
You:Yo chill the fuck out I'ma kill this nigga with the glock
You open hacks and press on rage and you do headshot
Team:Nice

You:This is how you kill a nigga with the glock

by SwagOutChris666 September 9, 2019

Kill-'em-ups

When a parent who has no idea about game genres tries to adress one.

Parent: "Stop playing those Kill-'em-ups and do some homework!"

by GSA84 February 4, 2022

there are consequences to killing a god

How do you know, how do you knoow!

There are consequences to killing a god. How do you know, how do you know!

by dhishesj February 1, 2023