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nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
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Suiciding

When one individual passes the ball or object used in a game or sport to another player who is not good at that particular activity
Bro you're literally suiciding if you pass it to them
by um idk das a big word December 4, 2020
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Double suicide

Shinjū (心中) is a Japanese term meaning "double suicide", used in common parlance to refer to any group suicide of two or more individuals bound by love, typically lovers, parents and children, and even whole families.
J: Anyone wanna commit double suicide?
C: yh... bet!
J: Your 10,000 miles away
C: Don't worry bro, I'll come meet you!
J: Bet?
C: Bet.
Both: Yay... DOUBLE SUICIDE!!!
by Sanasa473 January 4, 2025
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economic suicide

A term that means when a government bans and prohibits a certain product or service from a multibillion dollar company that costs a lot of money in revenue and causes harm to the economy.
The United States committed economic suicide by banning an app that was worth over $1 billion in revenue.
by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022
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Suicide Wages

when your employer pays you an amount of money that is substantially much less than a living wage
I worked at XYZ corporation, and the pay was so abysmal that I questioned my reason for existence.

Fortunately, I was able to realize that this job was not worth the necessary effort to show up the next day.
I quit and moved on with my life for brighter horizons. Joe whe did you quit??? .... Mary I'm not working for Suicide wages for anyone.... I don't care if he's family
by Mister Spock 95 April 5, 2024
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suicide

suicide is when someone chooses to end their life . it is also something thats always on my mind when im not asleep . it shouldnt be joked about but , most of the time the people that joke about it are suicidal .
dude : hey dude , dont you think elliot's been acting weird lately ? they gave me a bunch of their stuff yesterday ....

dude 2 : ..... didnt you hear that they commited suicide earlier today ???

dude : oh .....
by atsushi lover October 13, 2021
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suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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