my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

baby chicken popcorn from minecraft

when a maniac playing minecraft decides to use the new baby chicken mob to make POPCORN!

baby chicken popcorn from minecraft

by Lightoflegacy January 27, 2026

oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft

You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

Mindcraft or Mindcrafting

The mind is crafted to a certain design.

Mindcraft or Mindcrafting my ideology.

by Identity and Agency October 22, 2025

2 Week Minecraft Phase

A period of time where you and your friends suddenly get the urge to start a new Minecraft world

Dude we should hop on Minecraft together
It’s probably just gonna be another 2 week Minecraft phase again

by OmegaWilly January 1, 2026

The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft

Made by JumpRozhok and NickVerdone, Fishburg was the youngest anarchy server to get griefed, took a legendary 6 minutes. this was during the 2B2T (oldest anarchy server) bot exploit, this violent attack left the servers main hub crippled and the servers hosting PC screaming. RIP Fishburg Anarchy (Still in use today) join the discord here

https: //discord. gg/ rrFZwcYkPN

whats The Actual Youngest Server in Minecraft?

Fishburg you fucking idiot

by MoonMan2007 October 4, 2022

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025