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Timmy Magic

This Creature is a form of elf. The family of such a creature is extremely large due to mass inbreeding, on average timmy magic will sporn 200 children, mainly mothered by his own mother and sisters, in some cases, he will give birth himself, through his strangly female like penis.A Timmy Magic is well known for his spoon like hands, and freakishly long hair(Usually carrying Nits) The spoon like hands allows a Timmy to dig his way out of any situation (such as escaping from an island).
Timmy Magic Cave
Native to Isle of White
by John Golden Lucky December 24, 2003
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black magic

you as cold as ice you black magic!
by Chappelle March 24, 2005
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miami magic

Damn B, that jigga was tweakin' of somma that Miami Magic!
by Ross W. September 12, 2006
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Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.
Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.
by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011
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dope boy magic

when you do anything better then the person you are facing in a game. when they look at you in amazment you say, "I call it dope boy magic"
scott duncked over josh in a streetball game, Scott said that he calls it dope boy magic, then did the chicken noodle soup dance as josh ran home
by tall October 6, 2006
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Marietta Magic Hat

When fucking a butter face, pull out before you cum, rip the paper bag off her head, and as you cum in her face, yell "ABRACADABRA!"
"I went home with a slump buster last night and gave her a magic hat."
"She was fugly, so I gave her the ol' Marietta Magic Hat."
"So, we got back to his place and he said he'd show me a magic trick...but all he did was cum in my face and yell ABRACADABRA!"
by Patty Humor August 22, 2009
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Butthole Magic

Sensations of any kind in the butthole. Most commonly when an ass wizzard has had a bad day, because he just got stoned and the astral taco bell was closed at 2 past anus. Then he be like wtf and tickle your bunghole. Shit. When you had a good day butthole magic can be used as a positive term... Also in a negative connotation and literally when you shart yourself. Kinda like the word fuck but better.
Dayme Logan my butthole is purging this is some dark butthole magic indeed!

Oh travis the butthole magic is strong with thee

ah man i just sharted thats some serious butthole magic

Ah yiss butthole magic! WELL CAZOOS!
by TERDNUGENT August 26, 2013
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