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Sstein Joke

Any of the following parts constitute a Sstein Joke:

(a) coarse, grotesquely sexual, often of a homosexual nature.

(b) physical; i.e. a person showing their ass.

(c) very long

(d) extremely unfunny

(e) religious, personal, highly inappropriate.
What did he do? He just made a Sstein joke about two elder homosexuals engaging in acts of bestiality.
by RSI creator March 31, 2009
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i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!
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Joke

Something funny that people get hurt about and don’t know to take the correct way.
Girl it was a joke spell it with me J•O•K•E
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smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.
Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.
by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008
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Inside Joke

a joke made by 2 or more people that only that group understands! even if you explain it to other people they might not find it as amusing as you would.
Person 1: "ahaha horsepower"
Person 2: "what??"

*inside joke is explained*

Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke
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Dick Joke Paranoia

Basically anyone who believes they're going to get caught with a dick joke at any given moment. Doubting every question and reason.
Person X: *asks anything*
Person Y: "Ok, kys kid. Where's the dick joke?"
Person X: "You literally have dick joke paranoia, smh."
by Vincent Alex January 16, 2023
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Joke Diarrhea

A phenomenon in which 1 or more people go on a spree of unintentionally telling really bad jokes or implementing poor humor into their conversation within a period of time.
Guy 1: What does a nosey pepper do?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: It get's jalapeno business

Guy 2: That is possibly the shittiest joke you have told within the last 10 minutes.
Guy 3: Yeah. You must be having joke diarrhea.
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