jack cunt

The biggest cunt alive, ever

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"

by d1zk0 July 15, 2016

Metro Cunt

An attractive woman who lives in a big city, but is void of any redeeming character traits (I.E. shallow, selfish, uneducated, petty, materialistic, politically and socially ignorant). Due to their physical appearance, they are able to obtain easy moderate paying jobs with little to no responsibilities. This allows them to fund their true passion; shopping, drinking, and looking for rich husband to support them.

"The dating scene in New York City sucks. I'm tired of all these money grubbing metro cunts"

by Dr. Malcolm June 22, 2012

Cunt pack

Cunt pack or cunt packing is a verb that describes the act of viciously stabbing a vagina with your dick. In other words, packing a cunt full of your dick.

Tom: dude! Have heard of all the cunts Dave has been packing?
Kevin: Yeah! He's like a professional cunt packer!
Tom: ahh yes, the profession of champions.

by Cunt packer July 17, 2013

Cryptic Cunt

When somebody writes a cryptic message, ie a status or a blog post, about you. You know it's about you but they don't mention you. Therefore they are being snide and are too scared to mention your name.

You fall out with a friend because you slept with her boyfriend and the next day they post this message on a social network site -

"I hate her, she is a massive slutbag and i wish she would die" ~ Cryptic Cunt.

by Rhiannon Crave July 29, 2012

Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.

That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!

by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011

frothy cunt

When a woman acts beyond a cunt and is so rude that her vagina is basically frothing with pretentiousness.

Mona: Have you seen how Lauren has been acting lately? She won't shut the fuck up about how her boyfriend is better than my man.

Amy: Just ignore her she's just being a frothy cunt.

by BeyondWisdom December 10, 2018

cunt shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
cunt shitter

MINDY: My Baby Luv eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cunt shitter.

Baby Luv: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost March 15, 2019