It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye
"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020
Get the the californiamug. The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)
by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024
Get the California Blow Dryermug. When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.
by anonymous August 6, 2024
Get the California Faggotmug. “Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”
by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019
Get the Hotel Californiamug. A California Silly is when you shit, piss, and cum in a bucket and dump it on someone like The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
by CaliBoyz April 13, 2023
Get the California Sillymug. Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
Get the California Potato Chipmug. A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.
The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina
Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina
Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
Get the California Hydramug.