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Pegging at Hotel California

Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
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Hot California Mayo

Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
by NutzHandler November 10, 2019
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California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"
by GreenTsunami July 25, 2021
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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
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California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)
Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.
by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024
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California Earthquake

The shaking a bed makes from the passionate love making of two or more dudes.
He got up trembling after experiencing his first California Earthquake. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by NavyDrew June 11, 2016
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California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.
Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”
by Gannimal October 28, 2021
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