the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye

"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"

by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020

California Blow Dryer

The act of cumming on one’s body in the spring and having another girl come queef on it to dry it. (Can be used if man comes on oneself and girl queef on him)

Man last night was crazy, I received my first California blow dryer of this spring!

by Teddybarbeque April 22, 2024

California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.

“This Cali weather is so shaka brah”
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”

by anonymous August 6, 2024

Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out

“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”

by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019

California Silly

A California Silly is when you shit, piss, and cum in a bucket and dump it on someone like The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

“yo I heard Sylus gave you a California Silly”

“yeah I can still smell it”

by CaliBoyz April 13, 2023

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

California Hydra

A term used to describe the sexual act with a man with 2 strapons to the left and right of his penis and 3 busty asian women.

The first woman shoves the left penis into her mouth,
The 2nd woman rides the other penis with her ass,
The 3rd woman rides the right penis with her vagina

Each penile object must be at least 6-7' (get it because its from rap therefore funny) inches in size

"Oh yeah, i received the BEST california hydra last night."

by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025