shut up before i make you

basically telling you to shut up or they will thrust their dick in ur mouth to make you shut up.
Gf: This is why I'm better than you in Poppy Playtime!
Bf: I was lagging, plus, I wasn't even trying.
Gf: Yeah, Yeah. You sure about that?
Bf: Shut up before I make you.
by tyler's slut February 10, 2023
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I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty
by Earth Worm Sally December 09, 2018
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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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I had a meal

Due to a series of unfortunate message leaks from an extremely unwell internet artist to a celebrity in DMs, they attempted to remedy this terrible conversation by appearing a week later, with a paragraph we've yet to see til this day. All we can see is the start of a sentence, "I had a meal". This has since turned into a Baldur's Gate 3 brainrot meme on twitter to outline the absurdity of the message, considering the situation. This caused the #Raphael tag on to trend immediately for the day, (the cambion character in the game). "Goodbye." is a part of the meme, and the response from the actor a week prior to the meal message (which he has never read, and never will read), but because of how... Simple the wording is, it won't get it's own entry. Just know that it tends to correspond with a meal meme.
"No! Please! Don't cancel me- I had a meal!"

"Goodbye."
by GIGGLEGIGGLEMUHAHAHA June 22, 2024
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J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
J Hope is so selfish again lol I hate hiphop
by Handle100 August 08, 2023
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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