I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

I could be about that

a paul lougee-ism, not fully committing to a proposed idea but not fully excluding yourself from a proposed idea

do you wanna go get ice cream?

yeah i could be about that

by shknowlesy November 23, 2010

I-kid

An I-kid (I for internet) is a person born into internet prominence and exposed to the internet at a young age (often Generation Z), making them desensitised to the internet, perceiving extreme things as normal. People such as lolicons, furries, VTuber fans, ERPers, femboys and Coomers fit into this category.

John: Hey Jerry, what is femboy Garfield?
Jerry: Just something those I-kids thought up. Best not to google it, you know, with blissful ignorance and all that.

by BarrelbiteBulletblast December 22, 2022

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

i dont do incest

biggest lie ever told

i dont do incest

by Naya948 February 09, 2025

I like like like you

He/she wants to do sexual things

Person one:I like like like you

Person two: wanna fucc

by Jakery456 September 08, 2019

I Wanna Be Sedated

20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport, pput me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes

Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go-oh
I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go loco
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my toes
Oh, no, oh-oh, oh-oh
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
I wanna be sedated
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
I wanna be sedated
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
I wanna be sedated
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam
I wanna be sedated

by Death Menace August 13, 2023