Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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i am the ceo of microsoft

You say that when you like pretending you are a roblox hacker
Me: I AM THE CEO OF MICROSOFT My alt: Oh yeah? prove it! *Roblox account gets deleted/hacked
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I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."
Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)
by AndrejLore December 12, 2024
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I slug your jaw

A joke amongst the After the Flash: Wintertide community that references bad roleplayers who try to use this action too win a fight.
Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "*I slug your jaw and knock you out before looting your stuff."
Person 2: "Respond."
by ChaoticFell January 07, 2024
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