Captain Fuck Yes

A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.

Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!

by oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 4, 2009

Fuck N' Huck

Sexin up bitches than kickin 'em to the curb when finished.

That bitch was a whore for sure. I had to Fuck N' Huck her damn quick.

by BRose112 April 13, 2011

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

scuba diving fuck

-the wingless version of the flying fuck.
-to fuck while scuba diving and then land on a rock and die.
-used in asking questions when not interested in an answer.
-something that is too valuable to be given.

Teacher: global warming is real.
Me: what the scuba diving fuck is that?
Teacher: soon the weather will be to hot to bear.
Me: I don't give a scuba diving fuck, I got AC.. Evolve already woman!

by SupeRmAn.ra August 4, 2010

next to fuck all

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

drunk the fuck up

when you messed up a very important task because you were too drunk.

I drunk the fuck up, she was unsatisfied.

by del swennard April 3, 2009

Puck Bowling Fuck

Hooking up with a slutty bartender on a gaming table at a seedy townie bar.

Puck Bowling Fuck

by Mallrats099 February 6, 2009