Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

stupid fucking whore

a stupid prostitute who tries to get everyone else to do their stuff

Me:Hanna is a stupid fucking whore
Julien: Yeah i got 20 different types of crabs by touching her

by badassmuthafucka December 15, 2004

jackson fucked chelsea

when a silly girl lets a douche lord have sex with her,the douche lord typically being referred to as a "jackson"

elena: i heard what happened! apparently it was a "jackson fucked chelsea" situation?
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....

by lifestoryxx23 January 7, 2010

fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.

I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!

by solcanis March 4, 2009

what the fuck hand

A usually unwarranted expression of anger given by one driver to another when they want the other drivers to be doing something illegal or dangerous but they refuse to. A "what the fuck hand" is performed by an open palm facing up in a manner that says "What the fuck?" to a nearby driver.

I was driving 40 mph down Woodman and this old man behind me became moderately pissed and gave me a what the fuck hand. Apparently to secure his happiness he must always be doing at least 10 over the speed limit.

by loregore October 20, 2008

a fuck mothering vampire

It means you are a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire

by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017

lets fuck this puppy

Let's do this

Game on

Let's go

Girl: You ready to go to the bar?
Guy: Lets fuck this puppy

by Wroewroe October 6, 2016