turd licker

someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick

"yo so you know sandy"

"yeah"

"she is a turd licker"

"bruh"

by kid dying in a mini van February 23, 2021

Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Turd Burglar

A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.

“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”

by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020

Turd Ball

Another name for the game Corn Hole.

Look, those guys are playing Turd Ball.

by toypit April 18, 2022

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017