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Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster
Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?
by Sexydimma September 15, 2017
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iPod touch

Something that hasn’t been hyped since 2010
by Sriracha-antidote November 3, 2022
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Turdas Touch

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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touch bag

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.
by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025
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Bozza touch

Bozza touch is a touch where the ball is glued to you like women are glued to Elliot daniells the absolute women destroyer
Corrrr bozza touch
by Bozza touch October 16, 2023
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Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.
Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.
by Pialinist April 13, 2023
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Take a touch

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch
by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024
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