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Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
by katieskii March 20, 2021
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Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021
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As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.
Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.
by No Name EVER April 16, 2021
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Touch ID

The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
I stopped using Touch ID coz it kept fucking locking me out of my phone.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
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Touch money!

term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
"A'ght main, take care! Touch money!"
by Brandaids May 7, 2021
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the gay touch

is when someone does something gay
"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"
by regan ronald June 12, 2021
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