California

A place where the whole government is fucking corrupt and they are douchebags.

"yooo! the californian goverment is fucking messed up!"
"i agree dude!"

by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021

california shotgun

While giving head, pretend to swallow his nut then go in for a kiss and spit the cum into his mouth.

Amy found out Chris was cheating on her so she gave him a California Shotgun and he spent the rest of the day throwing up his own baby gravy.

by shadythespaceman February 28, 2021

California Standoff

noun. When two people recognize each other from social media in real life but neither party will admit to recognizing the other.

Becky: I was in a California Standoff the other night at Nobu.
Allison: oh yeah, how’d you know?

Becky: cause I saw Abel watched my story yesterday and we made eye contact but we pretended like we don’t follow each other.

by The Plumber080 March 4, 2021

The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions

Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me

by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021

California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness .

California Love

by Eminemstan17 April 2, 2021

California

A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness

That California Love song by Tupac is dope !!!

by Eminemstan17 April 12, 2021

California

A verb according to some people. This word can basically mean anything you want. You use it in place of a swear word.

"Bruh I just Californied up that guy."
"Wow, cool I don't give a California."

by __GJV__ April 15, 2021